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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?
May ...
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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please
stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a white pe
rson before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tomm
y just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than befor
e
they first get divorced throwing her ove
r furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn'
t just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he
's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick
of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his
you know what
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes s
o cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up
in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in you
r parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let
loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to
hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on you
r lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it
a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver t
o little kids
and expect them not to know what a women
s clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercour
se is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't the
y?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some
of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloup
es.
But if we can hump dead animals and ante
lopes
then there's no reason that a man and an
other man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the an
tidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the cho
rus and it goes...
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
(Verse 2)
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps
to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach m
e, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be w
eird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me
here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney S
pears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch m
e chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fre
d Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave hea
d to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married
to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Em
inem V.D. (scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy grou
ps all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
(Verse 3)
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends
inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls t
o say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat
ed at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you ra
ppers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up thes
e albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when
I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing ho
me flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' o
ff with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't worki
ng
And every single person is a Slim Shady
lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitte
n on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each ha
nd up
and to be proud to be outta your mind an
d outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how
does it go?
(Chorus)
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imita
ting
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please
stand up
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