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Hi, I'm Eric Matthews. I believe you will be taking pictures of me?
Because he's a model. And we are the babes who hang out with him. Because he's a model.
And who are you?
I'm the happy sidekick.
Come on, Matthews, we're waiting for you in wardrobe.
Wardrobe? Industry term for clothes. Excuse me.
Look, my show starts at four, make sure these girls are here. Want them to see me and all my glory.

I quit.
You can't quit. You signed a contract.
Do you have any idea what it's like to, to dress up in a humiliating outfit and have people gawk at you like you're less than human?
Been there, done that. Welcome to the world of big time modeling.
What are you looking at?
Ouch.
Cory!
Cory, that lobster over there seems to know you.
Well, what kind of idiot would wear one of these getups at the mall.
Come here.
Apparently, Eric.
Eric, this may come with somewhat of a shock, but you're a lobster, dude.
Look, Jason and I invited two girls here to watch me model.
Well, I hope they bring a side of slaw.
You have to get rid of them.

Jason!
Hey, come to see your brother been like stew, huh?
Yeah, but he has to leave.
What, why, what happened?
Err, he's not feeling well.
Yeah, he's a little under the water.
Weather.
Yeah.
Wow, how weird. He was fine a few hours ago.
So I guess you wanna just take the girls and get out of here immediately, right?
Is anyone hungry? Shoppers, now is your chance to win a free lobster dinner from Larry's Lobster Locker.
Oh, oh, lobster.
Where is the lobster?
All ya have to do to win a free meal is knock Larry the Lobster into the giant tub o butter.
Eric, my brother Eric, there is my brother Eric.
Hahaha, check it out.
Oh, he is a lobster.
How embarrassing for him!
Maybe we should be sensitive and understanding.
Then we wouldn't be us.
Dunk him.
Hey, come on. Don't throw that, Jason. I mean we've been best friends since what, we were 3 years old?　Who are you gonna listen to? Some girls you don't even know or me?
See ya.

New Words & Phrases:

sidekick: [AmE.] 老朋友
gawk: To stare or gape stupidly. 愚蠢地盯着或打哈欠
getup: An outfit or a costume. 扮全套的衣服或服装
dunk: To push suddenly under water. 迅速推入水下