Hey, guys, how was the movie?
Wonderful!
It was so good!
Suck fest.
Total chick flick.
I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, guns and bombs...
...and buses going really fast!
I don't need violence to enjoy a movie...
...as long as there's a little nudity.
There was nudity.
I meant female nudity.
I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
Hugh! Hugh Grant!
All right, I've got to go.
Come on, Marcel. Come on!
We're gonna go take a bath.
Yes, we are, aren't we?
They're still just friends, right?
And I will see you tomorrow.
Right. You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's.
Hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
Please, Aunt Monica, please?
Oh, unclench. You won't even be here.

I can't believe we're having this discussion.
I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.
If it was gonna happen with Rachel...
...wouldn't it have happened already?
She said she's looking for a relationship...
...with someone exactly like me.
She said that?
Well, I added the "exactly like me" part.
But she said she's looking for someone.
And someone will be there tonight.
"Tonight" tonight?
It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us.
She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.
Anyway, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine...
...go over there and try to woo her.
You know what you should do?
Take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.

If you keep this up...
... you'll be finished by the weekend.
Now, the one in the feathered boa, that's Dr. Francis.
Now, she used to be a man.
Look. See, there's Raven.
We hate her.
We're glad she's dying.
And then... What? Marcel!
Are you playing with Monica's shoes?
You're not supposed to...
Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?
Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey!
Oh, God!
Sorry, Barry.
A little engagement gift.
I'm sure you didn't register for that.
Who died? Who died?
Roll him over! Come on, roll him over!
Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because...
Marcel?
How could you lose him?