We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, cinnamon stick...
...chamomile, Mint Medley, blackberry and...
Wait, there's one more... Lemon Soother!
You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?

Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven.
Thank you.
Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee.
Oh, good, because where else would we get any?
Oh, right.
Great.
What is it?
Country club newsletter.
My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! It's Barry and Mindy!
Barry, who you almost...?
Barry, who I almost...
And Mindy, your maid of...
Mindy, my maid of...
Let me see.
That's Mindy?
Wow! She is pretty.
Lucky...
...to have had a friend like you.

Marcel, bring me the rice.
Come on, bring me the rice.
Good boy. Give me the rice.
Thank you. Good boy.
He's mastered the difference|between "bring me the"...
...and "pee in the".
"Bring me the" and... Rach?
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is so stupid!
I mean, I gave Barry up, right?
I should be happy for them.
I am. I'm happy for them.
Really?
I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
Whoa, what...
What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men"?
The whole penis embargo?
I don't know.
I guess it's not about "no guys".
It's about the "right guy", you know?
With Barry...
...it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat.
With Paolo, all there was, was heat.
And I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
Right, right! I got it.
I was there.
But do you think you can ever have both?
Someone that's your best friend...
...but then also can make your toes curl.
Yes, I do. I really do.
In fact, it's funny.
Often, someone who you wouldn't think could...
...curl your toes...
...might just be the one who...gets interrupted.